Some secrets are good and well-intentioned,
like a birthday party--SURPRISE!
Others are more on the shady side,
like when somebody has something to hide.
Some secrets are heavily guarded.
Trouble strikes if they're revealed.
You've been forewarned...you'll regret it,
if those secrets aren't kept sealed.
For example: the government
likes to keep its secrets under lock and key.
And watch out if you let spill
a woman's age, or weight, or family recipe!
Other secrets are gleefully spread,
especially about those who are famous or rich.
Splashed on the internet in celebrity gossip columns:
rumors or truth? It's hard to guess which.
I know a secret.
Do you want me to tell it to you?
Can you keep it quiet?
Can you? Can you?
Well, guess what...I can too!